Porn is love you can see.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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