Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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