:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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