just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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