Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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