he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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