He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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