Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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