i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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