I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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