found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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