just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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