I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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