Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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