dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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