its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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