Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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