The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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