I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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