And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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