with your own penis?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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