Will you blow on my dice?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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