i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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