Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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