so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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