I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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