Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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