so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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