im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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