Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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