What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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