well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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