I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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