marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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