I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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