Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She tied me up with her honor cords...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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