I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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