I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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