he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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