her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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