no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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