Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
we're so committed to being not committed
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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