Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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