Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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