im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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