i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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