brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
