You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.