I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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