Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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