And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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