the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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