She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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