Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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