do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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