I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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